Анекдоти англійською

Анекдоти англійською

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Друзі, навчання має приносити веселощі. Тож спеціально для тих, хто вже має певні знання англійською, ми підготували підбірку кумедних англійських анекдотів!

Teacher announced that “Students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.”

All the students said “Yeah”

Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?

Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’

Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.

Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’

Teacher asked him the same question.

Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’

Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’

Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’

The angry teacher repeated the same question.

Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

Son: I am not able to go to school today.

Father: what happened?

Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?

Son: In school!

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.

Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself!»

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Johnny: Sun

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.

Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.

Приємного вивчення англійської!

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